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December 2018

Church vs. State... Million-Dollar Prank... Moon over Manchuria... Drive, She Said... Sh**ty by the Bay... Scrapegoats... The Chip Is in the Mail... Stamped Out... Nobody but Your Selfie to Blame... Cookie Monstrosity... Droning It In... and more

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November 2018

A Brief History of Women in the Marines... ’Till Fortnite Do Us Part... His Knickers in a Bunch... All You Can’t Eat... Go Small or Go Home — or Both... Tyrannosaurus Towers... Algorithm as Artist... and more

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October 2018

These Aren’t the Zebras You’re Looking For... Life Imitates Bart... PepsiCo’s Plastophobia... See Me Pee in Gay Paree... A Star Is Reborn... Cuddlier Cops... Compassion by Compulsion... Not Too Old to Rock ‘n’ Roll... Sex & the Ciudad... Cold Dogs... Milk of Human Creation... Californias on My Mind... Tiny Transportation... Twin Brides for Twin Brothers

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September 2018

Burgers Are Forever... Drink Like an Egyptian... Hot Mama of Exiles... Killer Candidate... Dead Man Balking... Caught Red-Handed... Messi Divorce ... more

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July-August 2018

Info Dump... Ring of Masculine Purity... TV Is Such a Drag... The Avenging Angel's Anomaly... The Gospel According to MAGA... Rain of Error... Robo Creep of Terminal B... A Dressing Down... Date Night with the Dine-&-Dasher... Critical Error... Waxing about Dignity... No Horsing Around... and more

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June 2018

Making Money off Marx... In the Way of Jesus... Finally, a Solution to Generation Snowflake's Chicken Anxiety... Death by Fossil Fuel... Protein of the Future... Rockin' Down the Highway... The Lighter Side of Pergolesi... Headwear in the Hideaway... Fit to Be Ty'd... Fear the Reaper... and more

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May 2018

Thy Rods of Iron, They Comfort Me... Got It Bad, I've Been Shot by Teacher... Driverless Crime... Cold Contempt... Gym Jesus... Wal-Marriage... The Sexual Revolution at Disney... and more

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April 2018

The Helpful Hacker... Beauteous Army... Don't Be Mine... Face Masks of the Future... Kiddie Couture... The German Sandal War... Attached to My Attaché Case... Quelling the Rebel Yell... Manson's Murderabilia... Inclusivity's Inherent Exclusivity... Farewell to Sofia's Favorite Father... and more

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March 2018

What Osama Watched... Red Devil... Getting Over the Hump... Drunk Droning... Leaving the Left Coast... Pizza Antidote... Instrument of Torture, Object of Desire... Mutually Assured Cybercide... and more

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December 2017

Eat & Run... Fear the Preacher... Congratulations, It's a Cyborg... Science for Sale... Higher Learning... Lord of the Lost Luggage... and more

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November 2017

The Funeral Crasher... Land of 1,000 Bans... Finger Violation... Toasting the Toe... Tossed Cookies... The King & (Jed)i... Traffic Jam... Islamic Fun Barbie... All the Rage... High-Stakes Gamble... Revenge of the Sewer Creature... Vocabulary Revivalism... and more

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October 2017

A Web of His Own Making... Bikkhu Bot... Suicide Droid... Vendor Bender... A Little Dab'll Do Ya... No Clowning... American Haute Cuisine... Burger Madness... To E or Not to E?... Pod People... No Chicken for Falcons Fans... I Wish I Wasn't in Dixie... The Color of Chaos... and more

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September 2017

The Church of Casual... Jesus Christ, Extremist... He Doesn't Want to Hear It... Purging the Puritans... If War Is Hell… Republican Transenator... Pooh-Poohing Winnie... Prostration of the Press... Sun, Fun & Fascism... and more

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July-August 2017

Domo Arigato, Fr. Roboto... Self-Boycott... Huaraches of Victory... A New Era for Cuba... Bunker Mentality... Primate Update... Rocking the Hairy Chest... Free-Speech Breach... Screaming for Peace... Love Train... and more

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June 2017

Amphibian Crucifixion... Female Fatwa... Building a Better Bride... The Meth Monk of Myanmar... Bannèd Be Thy Name, Parts I & II... Filthy Fashion for the Filthy Rich... A Peaceful Death... Face Up to Racism... If You Speak English, You Are Sexist... and more

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April 2017

Identify-as-a-Boy Scouts... Get Me to Taco Bell on Time... Almost a Dead Ringer... Charge Me... White House, Black Magic... Moldy Oldie... Didn't They See Jurassic Park?... The Phones of War... An LGBTQ Lent... and more

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March 2017

Cover Girl... Hello, Dolly... A Pound of Flesh... For the Love of Meat... Akron Stack Hack... Math: For Mature Audiences Only... Too Cruel for School?... Captain California... Swiss Dismissal... and more

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January-February 2017

The Prophet Motive... Haute Couture's "Non Serviam"... Presidential Dejection... Rutgers's Road Rager... TJ Not PC... All Is Vanity (Plates)... Moroccan Cover-Up... Deep Doo-Doo... All in the Family... Flight of the Goats... and more

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December 2016

What Price a Punch in the Face?... Blast from the Past... Sixty Tons of Political Pressure... Paging Dr. Pepper... Hot Dogma... Shedding in Style... Writer's Remorse... Seeing the Real You... Generation Gap, Saudi Style... Marlowe Makes It Big... and more

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November 2016

White Blight... Ee-I-Ee-I-Yoga... Nothing New Under the Bun... Declaration of Amnesty... The Unfriendly Skies... Furry Eternity... Apple's Brand New Bag... Golden Throne Room... And Throw Away the Keys, Please... Don't Answer the Phone... Pudding Time... and more

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October 2016

Who You Gonna Call?... Losing Our Grip... ¡Viva el Lobito!... Before It's Too Late... License to Offend... Luxury & Delivery... Solving the Pizza Problem... It's Not Delivery, It's a Drone... Playing It Again in Pyongyang... Gone to the Dogs... Dead Drunk... Rocks of Fortune... Not the Lord of Your Ring... and more

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September 2016

Motivating the Workforce... Fanning the Pits... The Latest Craze... Fatwa No. 21,758 Revisited... What Britons Believe... Hair of the Head of State... Detainment of the Press... Exorcising Fido... Green Cremations... and more

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July-August 2016

White Out... I Do Tree Wed... The Eyeglasses of the Beholder... Naked Noshing in Nippon... Flame-Broiled Reward... Protein Politics... A Mayor's Worst Nightmare... Digging for Respect... Monumental Buzz Kill... and more

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June 2016

Noshes for Nudists... Love at First Whiff... Peace Advocate Advocates War... Certified Kosher Cannabis... Law Soup... Let It Flow... Favorite Replacements... An Ancient Human Dream... Beware the Epitaph... and more

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May 2016

Marrying Me... Jihad Jokester... The Perils of Praying on a Plane... Six-Year-Old Activists... Mourning in America... Trump Supporters Need Not Apply... Chalk Intimidation... The Fall of Western Civ... A Blind Racist on the Bench?... and more

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April 2016

Transsexual Jesus, the Play... Facebook Offenders... The Price of Prayer... The Cost of Clean Air... Word War on Women... Brotherhood of the Beard... Paging Doogie Howser... Bacon Break-in... Zodiac Candidate

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March 2016

Prohibition, Persian Style... Church of St. Cinderella?... The Plaintiff Is a Monkey... Poetic Justice... Radical Grammatical Error... Singing ISIS to Sleep... Miniskirt Solidarity... Extreme Makeover, Concentration Camp Edition... Alternative Financial Aid... Saving Homeless Jesus... and more

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January-February 2016

The Bishop Has No Clothes... Six-Year-Old Man-Child... Saggy Pants Ban... Getting Lit Up... Boy Toys for Girly Girls... Building a More Genuine You... Snap Judgment... In Pasta They Trust... Zombie Christmas... Star Wars Christmas... Stressed Out by White Jesus... DaVinci's Landing Pad... Mystery Makeover... Your 2015 Word of the Year

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December 2015

Crossed Out... Switch Kickers... What Makes #Ahmed Tick?... A Loud Song Unto the Lord... Barker's Biblical Blunder... Wrong Again, Skip to My Lou... One Man's Trash... Inclusion Confusion... The Wedding Feast

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November 2015

Congressional Papalotry... No Faith in the Subway... Death by Selfie... Monkey-Shoot Suit... Coif Face-Off... Appropriate Feminine Activities?... Forbidden Improv... Mexican Hat Bans... The Lighter Side of Science

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October 2015

Fr. Bimbi's Baby Bonus... Losing Streak... He Who "Conquered Rome"... Fly-by Exorcism... How Far Is too Far?... Battle of the Flags... You Only Pope Once... Fowl Language... Invasion of the Drones... Leftovers... more

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September 2015

Sympathy for Bloodsuckers... Royal Deity... Visions of Conchiglia... Dopey Idea... Music for Morons?... Monkey Business... Here, There & Everywhere... more

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TENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

July-August 2015

Tenth Anniversary "Top Ten": New txtament, Soul for Sale, Nixing the "X", Inflatable Church, Hacked Off, Banned in Birmingham, Cutthroat Competition, Alien Rock, Homosexual Weapons Research, Rock-Solid Marriage

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June 2015

Pallbearers & Pole Dancers... A Safe Space for Genderfluid Scouts... Disarming Directive... Your Tax Dollars at Work... Polo for the Electronic Age... Crappy Mottos... Respect the Pigs!... Elephants!... Snakes!... Nearer My Mom to Thee

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May 2015

Woman Gives Birth to Her Own Grandson... All that Glitters... Feeding the Shepherd... The Almighty Dollar... A Nation of Atheists?... Back to Preschool... Games People Play... Pass the Foie Gras... Killing the Messenger

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April 2015

It's Alive!... Looking for a Unicorn... Norsemen of the Apocalypse... Protestant Humor... Gender Bullies... What's in a Name?... If Your Left Hand Causes You to Sin… Muslim Ladies' Night... Move Over, Judge Judy

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March 2015

Social-Media Emergency... Catholic No More... Online in the Pews... King's Ransom... No Nut for You... LGBTs DQ'd... For Sale: Blue Skies... Arresting Cuisine at The Clink... Exorcising Bolshevism... Erotic Snowman

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January-February 2015

The Privileges of Paid Membership... Wings & a Prayer... Church of St. Ronald?... Holy Cross Dressing... Angling for Providence... Jesus of Philadelphia... Legal Lightweights... Blessings from Jeff Bezos... Your 2014 Word of the Year

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December 2014

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet... Harder Than It Looks... Fun with Crystal Meth... Calling All Purple Penguins... Wasting Time at College... Loving the Christmas Creep... Bride for a Day, Groom Not Included... Three-Minute Mourning... more

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November 2014

ISIS's Identity Crisis... Swing to the Lord... Marriage: For the Dogs... Cell-Phone Gridlock... FIBA Foul... Fight-Like-a-Girl Club... WTF Barbie... Take Up Your Mattress & Follow Me... Parisian Justice?

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October 2014

A Laughing Matter... The Shortcomings of Tall Men... Are You Smarter than an Atheist?... Crowd-Surfing the Messiah... Sacred Heart's Strange Bedfellows... The Bible: Banished in Britain... Reykjavik's Rocky Road Work... Constitutional Right to Shack Up... Proving Negatives in Malta

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September 2014

Preferential Option, Berkeley-Style... Canadian Catholic Accommodationism... Jihad for the Fair Sex... Disunited Methodists... Changing Clothes... Archie, the New Gay Martyr... Canon Law: Unpopular in Rochester... Setting a Good Example?... Bad Luck, Giant Duck

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July-August 2014

The Weight Limit of Love... The Gay Divorcé... Feminist Quote Hotline... A Social Tapestry for Seniors... Wanted: Social-Media Sarcasm Detector... Retrograde Forces... National Association for the Advancement of…Abortion?... Here Xe Comes... The Apple of His Eye

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June 2014

The Company We Keep... Alienation Nation... The Army's Humanist Victory... Fixing God's Mistakes?... America's Own Bling Bishop... Swearing Off... Awful but Lawful... Asian Malaise

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May 2014

Pope Francis, Accidental F-Bomber... Hijacking Jesus' Name... New York's God & Gun Club... I Don't Confess!... Baptism Washes Away Sin — & Sinner... Noah a No-No in Indonesia

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April 2014

The Vatican's Angry Birds... Atheist Schism... Lost in the Gender Gap... Live by the Snake… Donor Beware... No Muslims on Mars?... One Man's Treasure... A Year without God... Legitimate Businesses... The Armor of God...

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March 2014

His Name is Francis... Circumcision Decision... Easily Swallowed Sacraments... Lascivious Lavender Lobby?... Cuddle Up to Unconditional Love... Their Satanic Monument Request... Tattoos of the Dead... Cracking the Code

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January-February 2014

A Work of Fiction?... Festive No More... And then There Were Five... It Pays to Be Polite... Competence: Only Skin Deep?... Behind the Swoosh... Rome under Siege... Crimestop in Portland... No More Monkey Business... and more

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December 2013

The Name that Is Above Every Name... Ecumenical Dialogue through Cricket... The Gospel According to Britney... SpongeBob GraveSite... New Tribal Rituals... Where Sex Doesn't Sell... No Room in the "Hall of Honor"... Grace Under Pressure

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November 2013

The Chains of Love... Not by Bread Alone... Portrait of the Placenta as a Young Organ... No Laughing Matter... Being Real & Normal... Dealing in Death... Weird Science... Transitioning to Sanity?

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October 2013

Germany's Generation X... Marriage With Benefits... Furry Repositories of Love... Ministers of the Gospel of Atheism?... A Man-Turned-Woman-Turned-Man's Prerogative... Good Luck Charm?... and more

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September 2013

Return of the Imperialists... Treated Like a Dog... She's Not Ashamed... Soothing the Atheists... Bread of Life?... Starving Out the Schismatics... and more...

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July-August 2013

Occupy Barbie Dreamhouse... Paging Doctor Dolphin... Company Loyalty: Only Skin Deep?... Is a Kiss Still Just a Kiss?... Broomstick Ban... Lesbian Asylum... BC's Betrayal... Purchase a Piece of History

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June 2013

Holy Land, the Theme Park... Liquid Enlightenment... Celebrating the Marvelous... What Government Makes Us Do... Tastes Like Brooding... Vox Populi

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May 2013

Scola Wins!... Papal Prank Call?... A Sign from Heaven... Dogged by the Devil... The Dark Side of Politics... Small, Happy Messages... Student Evaluations... Endangered Punctuation

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April 2013

Lethal Literalism... The Alligators Are Alright... Holy Autographs... Five Boys in Two Years... The Power of Toys... Dumpster-Diving 2.0... The Body as Billboard... So You Want to Be a Working Girl?... Buyer Beware... To Live & Die in Guangdong Province... Marriage Briefs... Underpants for God's Anointed

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March 2013

Brother Laptop, Sister Cell Phone... Easing into the End Times... Maybe the Horses Can Help... Humanism in the Halls of Power... Worse Than a Root Canal,Better Than Gonorrhea... A Drinky for Doggy... With Friends Like These… Beam Us Up... Who's the Evil Empire Now?

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January-February 2013

A More Imperfect Bible?... From Stockboy to Stockholder... Weiner Ban... Fly Me to the Moon... Practice Makes Perfect?... The New Underground Music Scene... Super Santa... The Slapper... Your 2012 Word of the Year

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December 2012

Our God Is a Very Large God... Bonzo for Bagel Head... Virtual Affection... Queering the Last Supper... Getting Paid to Destroy... Cheap Renoir, Part Deux... The King's Treasures... Crash-Test Daddy... Introducing the Bio-Cycle

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November 2012

Holy Tomato!... But Everyone Has a Father... Cat on a Hot Tin Roof... Wait a Minute, Mr. Postman... Beyond Overdue... Renoir's Gift... Sore Losers... All That Glitters

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October 2012

Another Ark... Idola-tree... Your Money for My Life... Higher Caliber Entertainment?... Safe Swearing... A Better Pooper-Scooper... Second Time's a Charm?... And Then There Were Three

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September 2012

Stink Bomb... Redemption Through Reading... No Laughing Matter... Remains of the Day... For Greater (GastrointestinabpGlory... Feminine Excellence... Appetite for Destruction... Now, About Those Leprechauns... Look Who's Talking Now

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July-August 2012

Lust for Learning... Cross-Dressing Crooks... Baby's Long Way... An Adequately Advertised Establishment... Digital Dismissal... Dull & Boring... Vacation Donation... Punishing Perilous Pedestrianism... Little Hero

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June 2012

Bulk Fatherhood... The Price of Praise... Dirty Cleaning... Explosive Easter Egg Hunt... Blind Ambition... Fashion Infraction... Zombie Apocalypse... Anyone but Hitler

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May 2012

"Oh God," Says the Atheist... Ashes to Go... Spring Break's Last Resort... Facebook'em, Danno... An Actual Wake... Epic Unions... Pulling the Wool Over Our Eyes... That's Why It's Called Dope

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April 2012

Meth Church... One-Man Pyramid Scheme... Ab Roller Not Included... Buying Time... Money to Burn... Home(less) Decor... The Perfect Job?... Britain's Got Talent!... Miserable Miami

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March 2012

Is the Pope Catholic?... Sacred (Body) Art... Rain, Rain, Go Away... Audience Participation... The Dictator's Derriere... Concrete Solution... Toylet Training... Ordinary Australian Discourse... and more

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January-February 2012

Here, Kitty Kitty... Failure to Launch, Parte Seconda... Jesus Banned in Pakistan... Get on Your Toilet Trike & Ride... Holy Dumping Ground... Panda Poo Brew... Up to His Old Tricks... Sr. Marie's Black Habit... Awaiting the Corduroy Messiah... and more

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December 2011

Close But No Cigar... California Conundrum... Banned in Quebec... The Cross of Love... We've Got Jesus!... A Place to Enjoy a Smoke?... True Conviction... Ready for Bodily Resurrection... Unfit for the NFL... and more

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November 2011

Mothers Are Expensive to Replace... The Doctor Is Out... Return of the Temple Prostitutes... Unloved Triangle... Is There a Waiver for That?... Cheaper Than Therapy... White House Home Brew... and more

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October 2011

Desperate for Stamina... Sterile Raffle... The Killer Joke... The Lazy Convert... Inflatable Parish... Bishop Bobblehead... Simple Simony... My Own Private Chernobyl... Twenty-First-Century Iconoclast... and more

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September 2011

Girls Will Be Boys... Neither Girls Nor Boys... Nothing Covered Up... A Mickey Mouse Dispute... Fleecing the Trusting Lambs... Goodbye, Tweetheart... Straining Credibility... Islamic Idol... Bogarting the Grid... September Is Special... and more

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July-August 2011

Head of the Outhouse... A Stormy Life... A Kidney for an Apple... Non-Physical Education... Ringing in His Ears... Poverty, Chastity & What?... Rapture Bucks... Like a Good Neighbor... and more

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June 2011

Games Bishops Play... Cream-Pie Intimidation... Banning the Blade... Piss Christ, the Admontion... Barney Rubble's Twin Brother? Longevity & the Loss of Religion... Gaga for Judas... and more ... and more

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May 2011

Passion for Yoga... Christian Un-conventions... The Anglican Open Table... Booty Recall... Dressing Up for School... How to Become a True Socialist... and more ... and more

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April 2011

Bad Habit... Fast-Food Terrorism... Valentine's Day Vice Squad... The Washing of Feet, Chinese-Style... Confession: There's an App for That ... and more

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March 2011

Uniquely Dedicated to the Passion... Double, Double, Toil & Trouble... Solely Same-Sex Soccer... Flush With Success... Heel, Hitler... Attack of the Zionist Vultures... Twice Flooded... Branching Out... A Klingon Christmas... and more

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January-February 2011

PETA's Papal Prophylaxis Ploy... The War on Christmas (cont.)... Bah, Litterbug!... 'Jesus' Kicked Out of Church... The Anty-Christ... Sunny With a Chance of -- Nazis!... Barbie Abuse... Nudely-Wed Photos... Queer in the Hereafter... and more

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December 2010

Italian Job?... Allah or Daisy or Fred... Tougher Thank Nails... Officially Unknowable... Superdiocesan Downsizing... Wiccans Fired Up... Santa-Free Zones... St. Starbucks... Tears of a Clown... Roll-y Grail?... and more

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November 2010

Praying With Dumbbells... Baptizing Aliens... Pregnant Nun Ice Cream... The Belgian Apostasy... Funerals for Football Fanatics...Political Victory for Mothers-in-Law... and more

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October 2010

Lucifer's Public Schools... Sexy Fun Christianity... Scare Bears... Romantic Savior... Alien Odds... Quitting the Church in the Name of Christ... Skateboarding for Jesus... Lost Pilgrims... Cow Chip Bingo

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September 2010

Hot Air... Flushed Away... Sister Bishop... Don't Sweat It... The Honeymooners... The Things Money Can Buy... A World of Pain... The Body Politic

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July-August 2010

The Mosque Underwear Riot... Naked, and Ye Caused an Accident... Roadway Radiation Repair... My Two Wives... June Is So Gay... Ending Gender-Bending... Return Then, Most Gracious Advocate - Redux... Scum of the Eart, the Church... Conversions of Convenience

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June 2010

Return, Then, Most Gracious Advocate... Episcopal Church Barbie -- High Church Edition... Clueless at the Foreign Office... To Catch a Pope... Pornographic Crucifix?... Psychic Terrorism... Mayor Mort... Brewery Workers of the World, Unite! -- For Free Beer... Sheepish Convicts... Margin of Error...

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May 2010

To Confess, Press Two... Tweeting Abortion... Extra-Small Hotshot... 'This Is My Body... Supersize Me!'... A Remedy for Humanity... Cushy Wife... Bottled Spirits... Burning Bush... Meet the New God

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April 2010

Price of Overthrowing the Government: $5... A Case Against the Niqab... Burqa Barbie... The Right to Bear Arms -- at School... Museum of Human Dignity... Stand & Deliver to Ten-Year-Olds... An Educated Citizenry... Yes, We Scan... Finally, a Stone Circle!... Notre Dame Kiss-In

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March 2010

Fr. Felon's Butter Blunder... Shoot the Pope, Correct the Bible... Dialogue of the Deaf... From Animal Sacrifices to Human Zombies... South Butt Ban... The F-Bomber... Unauthorized Representation... Rembrandt in the Bathroom... 'I Did My Best'...

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January-February 2010

First National bank of Mary... Not Homosexual, Just Confused... Doing It for the Kids... Transsexual Jesus... Jesus Among the Druids... Make Way for Lesbian Bishops... Make Way for Married Gay Priests... All Dogs Go to Covenant Presbyterian...

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November 2009

Queering the Rosary... International Blasphemy Day... Self-Sacrificng Prostitution... May the Lawsuit Be With You... Next Time, Just Forge Your Dad's Signature... Problems in the Workplace... Woman, 107, Seeks 23rd Husband... A Figment of St. Paul's Imagination...

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October 2009

Christmas in August... Prone to Marilyn... Virgin Birth... Food Fight... Get Thee to a Nunnery... Sodom's Sinkholes... No Joke...

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September 2009

Doggin' It... Bible-Bashing as Art... Pagan Holidays... Fijian Funny Business... Hamming It Up... I'm Not a Priest But I Play One in Hospitals... Not Quite Normal...

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July-August 2009

Host to the Post... Feeling Profoundly Secular... Obama Said It, I Believe It... He's Always Been a Girl... Church as Bio-Hazard... Twenty-First Century Christ... The Talented Mr. Horran... No Big Shoes to Fill

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June 2009

Beauty Is in the Eye of the Blogger... The Center of Attention... So That "Our Children May Live"... Combating a New Form of 'Child Abuse'... Collective Apostasy... Dispelling Myths... Cherie, Cherie, Quite Contrary... Morning-After Text... Self-Induced Abortion... Post-Abortion Adoption...

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May 2009

Catholic Orthodoxy, Georgetown Style... Oh, Those Jesuits!... Put Not Your Trust in Frogs... Premature Deathbed Confession... Guerilla Mixer... Church Without God... Gobbledygook Banned... Living in a Vacuum...

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April 2009

Born Believers?... Move Over, Milk... Elevating the Bible... St. Barack... Robot Mini-Me... Cutthroat Competition... Homecoming (Drag) Queen... Banned in Birmingham

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March 2009

Atheist Evangelization... Faking Motherhood... Biohacking... Ladies or Gentlemen... The Fickle Gender... Our Lady of the Lava Lamp... Don't Do the Hokey Cokey... The Obama Stimulous Package

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February 2009

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Religious Symbol... Away With the Manger... Have Yourself a Homosexual Christmas... Calling In "Gay"... God Is Pro-Choice?... Obama the Civil, Obama the Decent... New Renovation Trend Coming?

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January 2009

Smell as Catholic as the Pope... Cross-Dresser Blesser... Chickens for Christians... New Twist on polish Jokes... Could You Not Work Eight Hours?... Linguistic Ethnic Cleansing...Fr. Fisticuff & Sr. Sidekick... 'I Pledge Allegiance...' ... Disco-Dancing Nuns... Suburban Stonehenge

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December 2008

Silent Witness... Adoption, the Loving Option... Bishop's Bloody Blessing... The Pre-Fig-Leaf Church... How to Leave the Church... Sanctuary for Women... Hacked Off

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November 2008

A Gentle Introduction... Sub Rosa... Pom-Pom Mom... Back-to-School Sale... Killing Satellite TV... Da Vinci Code Attacker... Spiritual Menu...

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October 2008

Bishop Wife-Beaters... Blow-Away Church... No More Priestly Piggybacks... Miniskirt Protestors... Upstanding, Even After Death... Boogers Aplenty... Mirror Worship... Double Double... 'Come and Get Some!'

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September 2008

No Hot Soup... The Pet Reverend... Pregnant Man... What I Did on My Summer Vacation... Episodes of Hate... Not Just Cheez Wiz... High School Requirements... But He Already Apologized...

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July-August 2008

Bare Necessities... Crackpots... Rock-Solid Marriage... Brother E.T... Holy Scrape... Up, Up & Away... Animal & Plant Dignity... Will the Real Lesbians Please Stand Up

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June 2008

Gay Graveyard... 'Religion, Flesh and Power'... Push-Button Suicide... Mr. Mom?... Homosexual Breeders... A Doll Hitler... Abortion as Fine Art?... Abortion as...?

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May 2008

Crucifixion: A Health Hazard... High On Mt. Sinai... Blinded by the Light... Teapot Dome Scandal... Abortion Principal... Caught in the Middle... Battling Benedictines... Bewitching Birth... Same-Sex Sermon on the Mount

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April 2008

'Christian Ramadan'... Multiple Wives, Multiple Benefits... Dead Pets Society... The Animal Holocaust... Suicide Gurus... The Wong Way... Taking Leave... The Easy Crucifixion... Bottoming Out

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March 2008

Pet Partner... Chimp Child... Church of the Jedi... Here's Your Sign... Pre-empted by the Clowns... Doo Unto Others... Public Toilet Privacy... The Three Little Cowboy Builders

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February 2008

The Cleaning Must Go On... My Right Leg... Virgin Mary Makes TV Debut... Teddy Muhammad... Extreme Papal Makeover... Rembert Weakland's Legacy... Galileo's Punishment... Santa Unpadded... Cylons of Christ

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January 2008

Pets Over Priests... Down In the Alley... Disneyland: the Ultimate Destination... Caving In... Father Fruitcake... Always Our Priests... Death on Wheels... Trans-fer Students... The Best Day of Your Life...

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December 2007

The Great Pretender... "They Grope in the Darkness With No Light"... Invasion of the Gentle People... Norwegian Romper Room... Artificial Partners... Buttocks Art... Priest, Prophet & King... Repro Man

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November 2007

Pink Flight... Family Contact... Toilet Tourism... Gay Studies... The Fish Dome... Little Green Sins... The Third Way... Holy Quinternity!... Alibi Service... Airline Sacrifices

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October 2007

Are You 4Real?... Dutch Catechism... Jogger Priest... 'Gay' Jesus Fracas... The Rite Stuff... Not 'Gay' Enough?... Procreation for the Motherland... Collective Kiss... Not for Squares... Safe-Sex Badge...

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September 2007

Cancer Ministry (Wink, Wink)... Lipstick & Cologne... Morality Crackdown... Kinky Tinky Winky?... Hen-Pecking... Hell of a Scandal... Hell of a Name... The Naked Truth...

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July-August 2007

Role Models... No Girls Allowed... Mutinous Monks... Cartoon Priesthood... King for a Day... Grand Opening... Alien Rock...

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June 2007

The Goddess Is Here... Atheism Schism... Planet of the Apes... Technological Correctness... Pagan Rosary... Babes in Holy Land... The Easter Bunny Act... Men-Only Church...

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May 2007

Sleepy Thief... Kiss & Tell... Abortion Greeting Cards... Tarot for Christians?... Whose Shameful Display?... Goodbye "Mother," Goodbye "Father"...

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April 2007

Shave and a Haircut, No Way!... Sensitive Issue... By Zeus!... Immitation of Christ?... Transbrothahs Unite!... Blasphemous Underwear?... Papal Ghetto... Nixing the 'X'... Won't You Be My Neighbor?

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March 2007

Naked Sophistication... Choking Hazard?... Breeding Out Homosexuality... Young Love... Spare Parts... Ecumenical Relations... When In France… Advances in Appreciation... Homophobia Spies

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February 2007

Bingo Made Me Do It... Clearing the Pews... Career Change... Abuse 'Not Always Bad'... It's Good for Business... Sin Tax... Signs & Wonders... Soy Boys... Vivat Rex

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January 2007

May the Faith Be With You... Teaching Tattoo Tolerance... Triumph of the Bearded Lady... Respecting Satanists... Parliamentary Toilet-Talk... Electronic Jihad... Ban Hateful Lemmings... Compulsory Golf... Rent-A-Pilgrim

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December 2006

A Male-God Causes Wife-Beating... All Good Dogs Go to Heaven... Sleazy-Chic... Five-Minute Converts... Just Another Animal... Suckers for Drunks... Elderly Anarchists... Underpaid CEO... From the Department of Corrections...

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November 2006

Date With Jesus... The Hodonist Jesus... In Over His Head... No Transferring Out of Outed Transsexual's Class... Transperson Transportation... Conservative Fashion Accessory... Well-Wishing... No Arbiter of Bad Taste... Beer Glass Jesus

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October 2006

The Other, More Appealing King... 'Family Savings' Account... Laughing the Doctrine Away... Parting the Reed See... Handless for Allah... Supersized Science... Happiness Class... Pro Wrestling Makes Girls Violent...

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September 2006

Pedophile Party... Stand By Me... Same-Sex, Same-Person 'Marriage'... Immaculate Insurance... Risky Business... 'Til Debt Do Us Part... Batwoman's Secret Identity... A Very Low Moment

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July/August 2006

Holy Toilets... Going Ape... Canned Love... Vatican-Free Community... Infection Control... Genderqueer... Slim Down, Cover Up... Role Models?

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June 2006

Soul for Sale... Jesus, Ice Walker... Tackling Obesity... Deadbeat Rights... PC Penguins... Women: Get to Work!... Easter 'Egg'-Hunt... Hitler Captured -- in Malta

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May 2006

Neutral Selection... Progenitors A & B... In a Toe Jam... Bun Control... Rock On!... Goatcha!... Gender Offender...

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April 2006

Prison Transfer... Double-You... Condom-Carrying Colombia... In Goth We Trust... The Ultimate Embezzling Machine... Fowl-Mouthed... Undead & Wed... Matching Nose Jobs... Roses Are Red

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March 2006

John Paul II Reincarnate... A Third Place to Do Number 1 & Number 2... Lowlands' Lower-Case Christ... For the Love of Flipper... Past Lives for Only $90... Condom Madonna... STD-grams... Music With a Twist...

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February 2006

Miss Penitentiary... Gender Bigotry... Voluntary Human Extinction... Santa: Too Scary... From "Mr. & Mrs." to "Mrs. & Mrs."... Another New Florida Town... A Contemporary Church Calendar... St. Judas... Inflatable Church...

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January 2006

High School Terminates "Freshmen"... Coming Out Poly... Condom Club... Prisoner Sues God... Pagan Prison Rites... Donkeys in the Aisle... Tax-Deductible Witchcraft... Which One Is the Queen?... Too Hetero for Queer Tastes...

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December 2005

"New txtament"... Operation Pagan... Disabilities Act... Hetero Defender... Mom, I Wanna Be a Porn Star... Gender-Realigned Cleric... Attracting New People?

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November 2005

The Human Zoo... Deperate Housewives Syndrome... "Borrow a Person"... Five-Strike Policy... Novus Harem... Rent-a-Guest... Southern Comfort... From Convicts to Collagen...

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October 2005

Mom Rock... Ph.D. in Air Guitar... Something to Do... Silicone Junkies... "Deferred Success"... Locker-Room Discrimination... Hey Wait...It's Art!

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September 2005

Secondhand Pope... Battle of the Bulge... Wanted: Atheists to Teach Religion... At the Name of Judith Every Knee Shall Bow... "Celibate" Married Homosexual Priests & Priestesses... Paging Dr. Frankenstein... Room for Atheist Pastors

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July/August 2005

A Vatican Condom Factory... Anti-TV Guerillas... What Would Jesus Smell Like?... Girls Abusing Steroids... Hepatitis Clinic Bar... Right to Neopagan Makeup... Homosexual Sperm Donors Need Not Apply...

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June 2005

Bathroom discrimination... Cult of the pet... Kidnapping, Dutch-style... Forced prostitution in Germany... Germany's drive-in brothels... Hitler: A hive of neurotic compunctions

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May 2005

Homosexual weapons research... Solicitations are Legion... Same-sex Simpsons... Homophobic menu?... Zookeepers in Dutch... "Rum, sodomy, and the lash"... Family values prohibited...

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