A Privates Affair
February 2002By Brent T. Zeringue
Brent T. Zeringue owns a hardware store in Destrehan, Louisiana, and is the founder and coordinator of KEPHA, an organization of fathers and sons promoting the Catholic faith through apologetics, brotherhood, charity, mortification, and prayer.
Yag Nam, a dyslexic soldier, is a man who never lived in a closet. Yag believes that a privates private behavior is his own business (though he always expresses his behavior publicly on St. Patricks Day). But something is bothering Yag. He has approached young Fr. Logicus, the new priest assigned to Yags Bay Area church, to hear his confession. Lets eavesdrop on the confession. (Ed. Note: In real life, revealing anothers confession constitutes an excommunicable offense. But this is only satire, not real life.)
Yag: (kneeling behind the screen) Bless me, father. I am Yag Nam. I have erred.
Fr. Logicus: You what?
Yag: I erred. Blundered. Okay, I had a behavioral miscalculation.
Fr. Logicus: You mean you sinned?
Yag: I suppose you could say that.
Fr. Logicus: It would help if you could say that.
Yag: Well uh its just that um the old pastor
Fr. Logicus: You mean Fr. Harry See?
Yag: Yeah. Fr. See would never call it sin.
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