Putting Catholic Men on Ritalin
June 2004By Dale Price
Dale Price writes from Warren, Michigan.
The lady cantor, in her polite intercom voice, intoned the dread phrase as she an-nounced the final song of the Mass: Please turn to song number 117 in your Breaking Bread hymnal. We will be using the alternate lyrics.
Ah, yes: Joy to the World. Instead of Let men their songs employ, we have Let us our songs employ. The cantor had done the same with Let There Be Peace on Earth: from Brothers all are we to We are a family. I had to keep from laughing out loud as the voice of Barney singing those alternate lyrics resonated in my head.
This episode, and it was hardly the first, got me thinking: What exactly does the American Catholic mindset offer to its laymen?
To be blunt, it offers this: the opportunity to sit down and shut up.
Think about it. Unless your parish is unusual, the ratio skews female on Sundays and other holy days of obligation. Why is that?
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