Are You Intolerant? So Was He!
The forces of libertinism don't just want to be tolerated; they're demanding and getting approval. If you don't go along with the crowd, you'll non-judgmentally be judged to be "intolerant" -- and banished to Outer Darkness...
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Can You Say, "Lavender Mafia?"
As long as sodomite priests are winked, and certain seminaries remain hothouses for flamers and promote dissent that justifies immorality, sexual license in the priesthood will continue...
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We Are Not Owned By the Catholic Church
We're not the house organ of any bishop or religious order. We don't tell you that all is basically hunk-dory in the Church. We don't ignore reality. We believe that where the institutional Church is messing up, the best tonic is the truth...
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Are You An Ostrich-Catholic?
Granting priests immunity from criticism is all too common in the Church today, and it involves a misplaced piety. Indeed, it's an unconscionable injustice to their office to let them get away with their odious words and deeds...
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Are You a Polyphobe?
The newest think is "polyamory," the hip euphemism for polygamy. Recently Time magazine devoted two pages to this new movement of women with two husbands. Don't buy into it? Then you're a "polyphobe."
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"Catholicism's Intellectual Prizefighter"
Whenever possible, we lace our punches with humor, satire, parody, even sarcasm. Why? Because the Sister Snakebites, Fr. Bozos and Prof. Pooh-Bahs need to be laughed at...
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We Don't Pussyfoot Around
If you want to recapture the excitement of when you first really believed; if you despair of all the moral laxity and doubt and dissent in the Church but seek a remedy, check us out!...
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"Real Men Don't Become Priests"
Could that be true? Actually, we have plenty of real men in the priesthood. But when the priesthood gets characterized as a "gay profession" and sex scandals are common, we've got this big problem...
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A Rebuttal To Those Hurtful Ads
You've no doubt seen those rabble-rousing ads for the New Oxford Review. Those ads are presumably supposed to be satirical, but they're actually insensitive, judgmental, bigoted, mean-spirited and hurtful. Satire and religion donít mix!...
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The Resurgence of Tradition
In Catholic journalism, guess what's coming at you hot off the presses? Orthodoxy! And who blazed that trail? We at New Oxford Review have led the way in the past, and we're still blazing the trail - with "attitude" and "cheek"...
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The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Hilary Clinton said there's a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy out to get the liberals. Well, we hope so. What we do know is that the New Oxford Review is the heart and soul of the Vast Right-Wing Catholic Conspiracy that's driving liberal Catholics into pre-senile panic...
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"Say It Isn't So, Joe!"
What the chairperson of the Liturgical Committee neglected to mention is that Father Flapdoodle's been suspended for homosexual rape. Of course, the word on the grapevine is that he's a victim of sexual McCarthyism, but you know better...
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The Priestly Sex Scandals Will Not Soon Go Away
We at the New oxford Review don't sweep scandal under the rug. We deal with it, and with all the issues of concern to loyal Catholics. Subscribe today, and we'll help restore the Church's lost credibility...
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Welcome to St. Scaredycat's
You're new in the suburbs, and it's Sunday morning, so you drive over to the nearest Catholic Church -- uh, make that community. You walk into the modern cement structure and are accosted by a GREETER, who welcomes you with a moist handshake...
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Schlock and No Awe!
In many Catholic parishes today, the sense of awe has been banished: statues of the saints are locked in the basement, replaced by balloons, banners with greeting card sentiments, and other dime-store decorations, but wait...
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