From the Militant Catholic's Dictionary
spicy - adj. 1. Flavorful; zesty. 2. Uninhibited. 3. Beyond the ordinary. The New Oxford Review is a spicy magazine that you can count on to scandalize politically-correct zombies...
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Disaster Relief
...for Catholics stranded at Holy Diversity parish. We're published in infamous Berkeley, so we've seen fads galore. We aren't afraid to call Father Flapdoodle a wimp and a coward. No wonder Newsweek called us "cheeky"...
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We Dumb Catholics
We at the New Oxford Review don't sweep scandal under the rug. We deal with it, and with all the issues of concern to loyal Catholics. Subscribe today, and we'll help restore the Church's lost credibility...
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Why Radical Feminists Hate God and the Church
There are many weak-kneed Catholics who want to compromise with radical feminism. They crave cultural respectability. They want to "re-image" God as an indulgent mother...
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Are You In Fighting Trim?
The Church is split from top to bottom. Certain prelates shamelessly run interference for dissenters and openly call for reconsideration of Church teaching. Don't let yourself be sedated. Prepare for the protracted conflict ahead...
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Our Finest hour
St. Paul urges us to "fight the good fight." And so, to paraphrase Churchill on the day after the fall of France, let us steel ourselves for victory that even a thousand years from now men will say, "This was their finest hour"...
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Where's Fr. Flapdoodle?
Yep, he's been suspended -- and for you know what. Unlike certain bland and beige conservative Catholic publications that don't want to mention it, we don't sweep the dirt under the rug for the sake of a false "unity"...
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Tired of Fuzzy, Feel-Good Catholic Journalism?
We at the New Oxford Review, a robustly orthodox Catholic monthly magazine, aren't afraid to offend people, and we give our readers the story straight!...
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Jesus Said, "Go Forth And Sample the Truths of All Religions"
OK, Jesus didn't really say that. But by listening to Father Flapdoodle and Sister Snakebite, you'd think He did. If you're sick and tired of all the greeting card sentiments served up in the name of Catholicism...
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We Keep Score, And We Play to Win
Hey, it's time to get rid of those duplicitous pansies in the field and replace them with real men. We know why we're Catholic, and we're not ashamed to tell the world about it. We step up to the plate and rip the cover off the ball...
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We Give Liberal Catholics High Blood Pressure
The National Catholic Reporter, always on the cutting edge of 60's nostalgia, has non-judgmentally demonized us as "triumphaslistic," "abusive," and "vicious"...
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High Performance Catholicism
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Hot Rod Catholicism
Hey, it's time to streamline our old clunker, beef up the suspension, soup up the engine, dump the sludgebox transmission in favor of a 6-speed manual gearbox, kick out the duplicitous pansy priests, and get moving...
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"Follow Me, And I Will Make You Fishers of Human Development"
If you are nauseated by the pabulum and milk you're too often served by your stuck-in-the-Sixties priest, if you hunger for the red meat and red wine of Catholicism, subscribe today!...
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Get You In Touch With Your Inner Teddy
We're giving Fr. Flapdoodle and other fifth columnist of the Zeitgeist a stiff challenge: We combat Fuzzy-Wuzzy Catholicism, Warm-Cuddly Christianity, and just plain loopiness...
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